Girls are sweet– there's no doubt about that. There are however, so many varieties of sweetness, they consume two full aisles in grocery stores. This statement could also be said about women; they comprise the majority of the human race and although are each different, they possess certain ingredients that make them classifiable. If you revisit my first blog post ever, you'll see my metaphor for types of guys in the dating field as the children's game in which you sort wooden blocks through the lid with 4 shape cut outs. Even fully-grown, they still have juvenile tendencies and maturity hiccups. I'm not saying girls aren't immature too but, there are scientific journals and studies that have proven men just mature later, (if completely at all). I'm not being sexist or bitter towards men, it's just science; like our buddy Billy Nye says, "Science rules." Women are typically more mature but are usually pretty open with their flaws. I feel the best way to illustrate the main types of girls you will encounter in the dating world is: types of cookies. Their shapes are never the same, yet they are judged in the selection process based on that shape. Think of the last cookie you had off of a hot cookie sheet. Did you pick the largest one? One with the most chocolate chips? One with the least amount of nuts? Gooiest one? Tiny one, crisped along the edges? Appearance, in addition to their contents, is the way cookies/women are selected. In their complex nature, women will naturally have more types of cookies than just 4 and although sweet in principal, some have more of a bite than others. The types of cookies you will encounter in the dating world are: |
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