A young dame, head full of wit
Antsy since the travel bug bit Normalcy? I want none of it! See, the thing with me is I will shy away Once my skies scream thunderous gray I’ll possess justification not to stay Pocket full of opportune time In-between hands that intertwine In seeking something, never find Pack up the memories in fluid motion So swiftly, abstaining from emotion Momentum tarnishes chance of devotion Steph stepping up and stepping out Still creating what I’m about Cultivating comfort in doubt Knowledge adopted as my ambition Note-worthy risks: cold ammunition Pressure, my push-to-start ignition Cooking up crafty, minimal patience Inspiration from the core basement Fetching it all except for complacent New dawn, new drink, new man on my arm Impressing sarcasm and etiquette, dared to charm Quite frankly, I see little harm harm
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Double dates must always equate to double trouble... I have a few more up my sleeve to share with the Dates&Cakes world. Remember the 80s party with Mr. Neon headband? Well... All I can say is, I must be an umpire, because I called it. After his pride was so wounded that the girl wasn't immediately taken with him and would rather sleep diagonally in her bed then have him stay over, he sought out my best friend and messaged her on one of the many dating apps. I'm sure you're thinking, wait, isn't his best friend talking to her? Is not going to be a conflict of interest? Are they going to show up on an episode of Jerry and someone's going to hit the other one with a chair? No I only wish that's how the story ended. The reality of the story is, the friend played my friend. Like a flute or fiddle... But I don't think he knew how to play either. The humorous thing is that he lived in a closet. And not in the Hollywood glamorous way like Harry Potter, more like in the pathetic I don't really know what I'm doing with my life; I'm kind of a hobo more than a gypsy kind of way. He lived in the closet of Mr. Headband. They are best friends, so he supports him... Which I'm not going to lie, I can relate to that because I definitely support my best friend in ways that a couple would support each other... But that's not the point here. She's not on the stand before a jury. This guy however, is. He said all the right things and made All the Right Moves: brushed her blonde hair from her rosy cheeks, called her pretty and extremely beautiful, said he was going to prove to her his goal wasn't sex. They didn't sleep together... But still left her in a colossal mess. He ghosted her when he ventured on a work trip (which, I'm unsure his profession if he can only afford a closet). But, she was worried that something happened while on the trip or he needed help or.... But of course, these concerns were thoughts of hope masquerading the truth. He was just some boy being selfish that lead a hopeful girl astray. While still licking her wounds from this guy that took her by surprise, his boisterous friend messaged her. She didn't deny that she had a glimmer of hope that maybe he was reaching out on behalf of his friend to explain some far-fetched story and how he thought about her the whole time... But that's just the hope-- the fairy tales we tell ourselves to get through the work week. The reality of this message was simple. Lust. He never dared to address me in this manner but, I suppose he felt like he had nothing to lose.... His message said verbatim, "hey, want to get naked? " To keep from bursting into tears, she engaged in some playful banter only to block him after. There's a gaping hole in their character..... I guess the phrase, "You are the company you keep" reins more true than one could believe. Who do you hang around with?I found nothing better than a classic chocolate bundt cake for these two nincompoops with a hole in their logic and an obvious hole in their heart that they can't be filled with pride.
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