Although my stories are entertaining, quite hilarious, and sometimes a bit far-fetched, I really am looking for the real thing. I know they say you'll never find it if you're looking, but I don't trust people I don't know so this Infamous they is something I'll never take advice from. They also are the ones that say my least favorite phrase in the world it is what it is. So I will always go about my own venture. My dating and blog pursuit started out harmless, solely based on attraction and flirting. As if I were a high schooler parading through the tired halls with an inkling of self-esteem more than the populars. But I got tired with the monotony I've been coming and going so quickly like a bubble descending to, so I tried for the real thing. Some mutual ghosting, one-sided ghosting, and then the ever-popular heartbreak. After therapy and blog therapy, I got to the point where I was like okay, but I would get back on the horse. Failure, failure, anddddddd more failure. Obviously, the next one- FAIL. Well, maybe this next one... shazam! Another failure. I felt like a gambler; I couldn't stop because I knew just one more, just one more. Maybe I'll try the pothead; maybe he's more sensitive and is more in touch with his chill side. Maybe I'll try the country boy with the long beard but " he wasn't here for a long time, he was here for a good time." Maybe I'll try the guy with an accent because he's groomed by a different culture than these American entitled dick-heads. And on and on and on. Same result. I've told number 2 what number 1 did, then number 3 swears they would never treat me like that and never let you go... alas, still alone. Although it ends in chocolate therapy, I keep pursuing the rainbow to get to the gold at the end. Tasting all the colors of the rainbow I'll inevitably receive my shade. I'm a mix between forest green and appletini, catch my color if you can. This rainbow sugar cookiedough is what it's all about (aside from the hokey pokey).
Grab a roll of store-brand or Pillsbury sugar cookie mix, divided into three portions. Place each portion in a bowl and pick three of your most favorite colors a food coloring and designate each color for a different bowl. After mixing diligently, roll the dough out in a long strip. Repeat for the two remaining colors. Then, grabbing the three doughs together, carefully twist. Put in the freezer for 20 minutes and then slice into cookie slices and place on a baking sheet. Bake for 10 minutes on 350. Now you can actually taste the rainbow.. Or at least three colors of it.
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