Single Bell, Mingle Bell, Single Bell Rock She's got no ring but it ain't no thing. Movies and cocktails and cruising 'round town Dont' let feelings bring you down Single Bell, Mingle Bell, Single Bell Rock Mingle around the blockkkkk. Date Chris Cringle and Jack Frost- you'll see, That's the Cringle Bell Rock. What a bright time, it's the right time, to date your time away. Single? Swell time, opportune time, go venturing through the state. Single Bell, Mingle Bell, Single Bell Rock Mingle around the blockkkkk. Date Mr. Bingle and Rudolf, you'll see, That's the Single Bell- that's the Jingle Bell- that's the Mingle Bell Rock! It's the most wonderful time for a beer. Skip the tinsel and shopping And start the bar hopping, To bring on the cheeeeeeer! It's the most wonderful time to drink beer. Your name doesn't have to be carol to sing 'em!You hear those shakers shaking and cookies baking oooo-oooo! It's lovely weather for a tini together or two. Because the leaves are falling and dates are calling yoo-whoo! It's lovely weather for a tini together or two. Giddy up, Giddy up, Giddy up, let's go, In the south there's no snow We'll hop in a kayak and we'll gooooooo. Giddy up, Giddy up, Giddy up, it's grand, Just hold someone's hand. He won't stay past the season, but that's okay Our cheeks are nice and kissable but hopefully not too miss-able ooo We're snuggled up together but he'll change with weather ooo. Come they told me ba rump bump bump bum. I'm going to the club to shake-a my bum. He's furthest from a king ba rump bump bump bum. But he'll buy you a drink ba rump bump bump bum rump bump bump bum rump bump bump bum. And your drinks you'll clink rump bump bump bum Then that's done. Even though I'm not single this Christmas season, I found these parodys (by yours truly) quite entertaining.
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