I don't think this is what mom meant by "get a man that can clean up nice."Can't claim the guy doesn't know what he wants... explicitlyApparently, infidelity is in this season and class is out.I'm slightly perplexed by the octopus emoji... he eats ass, held in position by his tentacles? I do appreciate the clarity regarding my soulmate though... can you imagine if I would've mistaken him as such?Full moon tonight. Who can decline tan lines and wholesale prices? I'm practically doing cart-wheels.Why do I feel like I've seen him on Sonic commercials?Tinder's "great thinker"I have so many questions. So... But... Is? Is the cheese block included in the 2 for 1? Like, if you buy Cheddar, he'll throw in Havarti?Jaw-dropping that this gator-wrestling mate is single. His name sounds like a drink so, he's building a solid exotic image...Thanks for the pep-talk.... how does no mutual swipes make you feel? What was your childhood like? Do you feel entitled hiding behind a screen?Even with a bionic arm and hair longer than mine, I still couldn't advert my eyes from that bologna-looking nipple. Ohmygosh! Totally reminds me of Pitch Perfect....I could be Sparta... I could.....A couple or a third? Reading between the lines and adding them seem to be a weakness of yours. And the bulge. aligns with your theme... At least you're consistent.At first, I thought this was Adam looking for his Eve but that is definitely a wreath.... maybe he's pine needle fresh? Ekkk!But Stephanie, don't think you're "above Tinder?"
It's only for hook-ups Meet people in real life Wait for someone to come to you. Try bumble. Try hinge. The ones you pay for lead to relationships. Try Coffee and Bagel Why I still have this horrendous app still activated on my phone:
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