Of the copious that "just wanted the cookie," I can assure you, there were some that I just wanted the patch.And this will be my collection by next year. (Oh, and I earned every single one of those wrinkles too!)Trip trippin patch- I've had two different guys take me on a trip for one of our dates. Believe it or not, both trips were to Florida. When was in Miami, and the other was in Orlando.Dutch patch. I've received several of these where the bill came and the guy would say, "Oh it's separate." That's the same thing I said when they tried to take me to bed LOL not really...they never made it that far. I've had one patch after dinner that said "you got this?" Yeah he never saw the light of day with me again. Chivalry is not dead and... What can I say, I'm old-fashioned. I did get the stand up patch.. I still remember it like it was yesterday. Waiting at the Frou-Frou brunch place with a long wait and the waitress smiling at me awkwardly with a half an hour wait. I was so embarrassed that I offered to pay for the two waters; she brushed it off and I slipped out of the back. The southern bumpkin award goes to the guy that took me muddin' on our second date and got us stuck in a ditch for four hours. Let's just say, is nothing like a Jason Aldean or Brad Paisley song "with a little luck, we might get stuck." I earned a bar fight badge… no not for me in a tussle, but my date almost got carried out by the cops. #truestory #alloftheseare #ain’tnoliarliarpantsonfire Patch for a friends with benefits… surprisingly, I’m the one that called it off because HE caught feelings. Patch for two guys in their 40’s. The substantial difference in maturity is elementary, literally. Apparently, someone can fall for the curves of your mind before the curves of your hips. Patch for three (or more) 21-year-olds. I think it was a phase… they were cute and at least an 8 on the hotness scale and perfect for fun because Lord knows they weren’t after commitment. Proud owner of three firemen patches. At the end of the day, they only wanted me to slide down their pole. Dance Floor patch. I actually have two of these. One bought me a shot after meeting you on the Dance Floor, and the other kiss me on the dance floor and never asked my name. There's been many encounters in Dallas since my single spree , with dancing but I couldn't put a number on them if you paid me; I didn't expect them to go anywhere and they met my expectations. Dick Pic Patches. Oh. So. Many. And none of them were warranted. NONE! (Don't worry, I'm not going to show you their patch) Earned one PDA badge. I'm not a fan of PDA but this boy had some power over me where I just wanted to kiss him Wherever Whenever. Bars, restaurants, the beach, bookstores, sidewalks, laundry rooms, Parks, I think that's it? Have a hurricane badge where a guy drove to me in the outskirts of a hurricane just to spend time with me. I earned a family patch because one on outing with this fella, I met his sister, mother, church family (literally, at his church), and his 4 nieces. I earned 3 pothead badges: Trees before guys that buckle your knees. I earned an "I think I'm in love with you badge." I know every encounter and timing is different, but is it just me or is hitting on my best friend counterproductive to pursuing me? Collecting patches since '1917
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