I wonder what is the number of people that are genuinely Irish that wear the "Kiss Me I'm Irish shirt" or clover face tattoos. Then, I'd like to know the number that are successful with receiving said kiss.
St. Patty's Day 2017, my best friend and I received the kiss of death. This experience would not be complete without a near concussion, 3 hott north Carolina college boys, a kick ass dancer friend, and a 3 day hangover. Rules to avoid the kiss of death this St. Patty's Day 1. Don't pregame for the pregame 2. If you have a bf, stay home. Or here's an idea, spend it with him 3. Avoid green beer at all costs. I swear, the taps must be green too... The only thing lucky about green beer is the accuracy rate of having your hair held back at the end, or sometimes middle of the night. 4. Don't make the mistake of thinking or even saying you're lucky. You do NOT have "the luck of the Irish." The only person feeling lucky on this night is the creeper waiting for you to get drunk enough to make a move. 5.Before dragging a drunk girl up 3 flights of stairs, look behind you to see if a bouncer is following and judging her every move. That way you don't have to drag the same said drunk girl back down 3 flights of stairs 6. If a guy states there's "gold at the end of his rainbow," run. This is not the seemingly harmless cartoon from Lucky Charms, this is stranger danger and you might need medication after being exposed to his "lucky charms. " 7. When a drunk girl says, "I've got it, I'm fine. Let go." Means be prepared for a grand encounter with the concrete. Obviously, avoiding this level of inebriation is ideal but have you ever tried removing a drink from a drunk girl's manicured hands? It's a bucketlist endeavor so let me know how that goes. 8. Wear green to avoid being pinched... that rule is real and I really don't like pinching. 9. There is no horseshoes, no perfect calculated pre-drunk meal, or lucky number 7's to avoid mixing Jamison, Bailey's, silver tequila, and green beer. No stroke of good luck can help your drunk ass here. 10. Never end on an odd number. Keep this in mind next time you make a list
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