So this BOY was not even going to make the cut for a blog post because things were doomed from the beginning. I like being realistic when talking to a new guy off a dating site so, I kind of play with the fact that he’s probably talking to 6.3 other girls. The .3 is for the catfish he thinks really is a swimsuit model looking for a “regular guy.” It’s humorous to me of how many freeze at that comment of other girls. Also, it weeds out the liars right off the bat. This boy, however is not an example of one that appeased me and gave a number (that he probably low-balled) of how many girls he is presently juggling. This is about a liar who thinks he’s gotten away with it. Well sir, I hate to break it to you but those meddling kids are on the case.
So keep wooing new monsters into your retro Mystery Machine, but don’t be surprised when one of their masks is real. How many girls do you think are thinking they are the “special someone?” My money is on 4. And don’t think I’m one of those foolish, naïve damsels. SCOOBY SNACKS
· 2c flour · 1c oatmeal · 1⁄2c cocoa · 1⁄2c sugar · 1⁄2c butter · 2eggs · 1Tbs vanilla · 1Tbs walnut extract (or an oz of liquor) Preheat oven to 350°F. Combine all ingredients in a large bowl. If there is not enough liquid to mix all the ingredients after 5 minutes of stirring, add a tiny amount of milk to aid in mixing of remaining ingredients. Place on a lightly greased cookie sheet and bake for 8-12 minutes; yields 24 cookies. There's no mystery of why these snacks will disappear. http://www.geniuskitchen.com/recipe/official-scooby-snack-from-the-kitchen-of-shaggy-267883
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Lauren
1/17/2018 04:26:12 pm
😂 This is a Z snap moment. ❤️
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Datesandcakes
1/17/2018 04:33:35 pm
Wait till you see the next post.. ;)
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