I've never met a guy so pride-slighted from a gentle rejection. Gentle Rejection (n) the lavender-infused dismissing or refusing of a proposal or idea, wrapped in a snuggie and tied with an apology ribbon. Sure, rejection isn't easy on anyone. Have you read my blog? There's been approximately 349 times I've been rejected, then again probably have dished out 50 or so...okay, fine. 100 rejections. But each time, I feel you have the opportunity to be more and more empathetic, while conveying concisely your true feelings in the matter. This rejection is specially in reference to the double date guy from the 80's party. The percentages of double dates working out for both parties are probably that of becoming an Olympic Underwater Basket-weaver. Grandma Milly may love your sweetwater baskets, but gold medals have an impossible exchange rate. In this situation, his friend locked in a 2nd date with his counterpart but with me.... well, he set himself up not to. Quick recap: he was the neon headband wearing hottie who called me out in the club for dating more than one guy at a time. He said something to the effect of, "If you're not going to just date me, then you're not going to date me at all." Valid point. I see his priorities and appreciate them BUT I don't even know him that well AND am not in a state of mind, intoxication (just kidding), or place where I wish to clear the bench for him. He gave off a certain vibe that nudged me to "keep looking." So, fast forward to the night my bestie was having her guy from the double over... I was having a bum night and didn't have anyone over, nor did I wish to be sharing that night with anyone. So, minding my own business as I was, I received a text from electric headband: "Have fun on your date a hole." I don't think I was even called an a hole in middle school. baha. Also, assumptions are cute... I actually was home alone in my bed eating homemade brownies, THANK YOU. ....What can I say? It's a sure way to not be disappointed. He claimed it was just an excuse and never talked to me again. I was pretty distraught. ;)) Ohhhh sarcasm, my one true love. Okay, so he's not crazy, but this is hysterical! Never bored with bored games ;)) I'm sure he's onto dating other cute girls so give me a break dude!Kit-Kat S'mores Bars INGREDIENTS: • 1 stick unsalted butter • 1/2 cup granulated sugar • 1 large egg • 1 teaspoon vanilla • 5 full sheets graham crackers, crushed • 3/4 cup all purpose flour • 1/4 teaspoon salt • 1 teaspoon baking powder • 16 miniature Kit-Kat bars, crushed • 1 1/2 cups mini marshmallows DIRECTIONS:Preheat the oven to 350 degrees. Generously coat an 8-inch square baking pan with nonstick cooking spray. In a large bowl, with an electric mixer, beat the sugar and butter together until smooth and creamy. Add in the egg and vanilla until incorporated. Add in the graham crackers, flour, salt, and baking powered until combined. (Dough will be sticky.) Coat the back of a spatula with nonstick spray; spread half of the dough into the pan evenly. Sprinkle the Kit-Kat pieces over the dough, followed by the marshmallows. Flatten pieces of the remaining dough and place them on top of the marshmallows. Baked for about 30 minutes http://www.inkatrinaskitchen.com/kit-kat-smores-bars/ No smore!
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Lauren
11/23/2018 06:57:52 pm
Olympic underwater basket-weaver got me hahahahaha I adore you and your witty posts!
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Stephanie Sap-fire
11/27/2018 03:44:14 pm
hehehe so glad you enjoy it;))) loveyou
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