This guy gives puppy love a new name. This isn't just the kind of guy that has his dogs in the bed with you... that would be mild and pretty much considered normal. This particular dog dad allowed the dogs free rein on the bed and one, of which is very attached to him, and he visibly favors, jumped on our cuddled up bodies and started licking our faces while we we were kissing. At one point, I swear I thought her tongue was going to intervene into our make out session. What the hell! I've never tried a threesome, but this is not what they have in mind. Then, he like barely scolded her just like to push her off, very nonchalant. He laughed it off and later she kept trying to wedge herself between the two of us. Okay... I just laid there thinking... So is this what my future would look, competing for his attention with a dog? As the days went by, my phone filled with selfies of him and his dog. My best friend and I take a lot of selfies when we go out, but I think his ass beat our selfies with his dog. Then to ensure this stays on the crazy train tracks, he actually said in writing, I have the text, that if that dog was a person, I wouldn't exist in his world. What? Dude, that's weird... I would like to say he was kidding, but these four pictures are just a fraction of the ones I have. And, anytime I hug him or anything, she barks or tries to jump on me. I've had to compete for a guy before, but this is ruff and I don't think I want to expose myself to this anymore, doggone it! This calls for snoop d-o-double-g |
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