We've all heard of the notorious dick pic... But here is one for the books. A picture he requested from me, was his greatest, deepest fetish. A side picture, a picture of my hands, or even a picture of my ass are all a semi-normal requests to some- but I'm not sure many find this request in the same zip code as normal. He asked me for not one but THREE pictures of my feet. My instinct was to run yet he might get turned on by that? I don't know... I resisted for a while but eventually sent him one: half out of amusement to see his response and the other half because I was slightly intoxicated. Turns out, apparently the angle that I sent the picture was not good enough so he requested two more... "Look at those arches"I wish I was kidding about the quote above. There's other choice words he used like "sexy" and "ooooo send another with more focus on your arch" but wait, there's more. He demanded he give me a foot massage on our first date... we never met-- I made sure of that. I found this recipe suiting because I "really put my foot into it." That's the first time I've ever used that phrase and I don't think I'll do it again.
1 stick unsalted butter 1 C brown sugar 1 C white sugar 1/2 C cinnamon applesauce 2 tsp maple syrup 2 eggs 2 1/4 C flour 2 tsp cinnamon 1 tsp baking soda 1 tsp baking powder 1 tsp salt 3 C oats 1 C caramel bits Preheat oven to 375. In a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, cream together the butter and both sugars until smooth, about 2 minutes. Add in the applesauce, and mix. Add eggs and the maple syrup, mix for another 2 minutes. In a separate bowl, whisk together flour, cinnamon, baking soda, baking powder and salt. Slowly add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients in thirds, mixing slowly until just combined. Add in oats and caramel bits, mixing until just combined. Be careful not to overmix. Scoop cookies onto baking sheet and bake 8-10 minutes. These cookies certainly are foot-stomping good... just be careful who you share them with. http://www.familyfaithandproteinshakes.com/caramel-apple-oatmeal-cookies/
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