I accompanied my best friend on ANOTHER double date. This one has to be a step up from the bum that made me cry in a bar, right? Well, the date went alright and there were no tears but... since I wasn't feeling that cliche but slightly true "spark," I chose not to kiss him. When I went in for a hug at the date's closure and pulled away kind of quickly, his response certainly differentiates him from those before him. Furrowing his eyebrows he blurted, "That's it?" I broke eye contact and tilted my head to the floor. Scoffing, he proceeded to inform me that my best friend was hotter anyway. He marched up to his friend, kissing mine, and demanded they leave. What a stale attempt to tank my self-esteem. I laughed to myself; here is a grown man that still throws minor tantrums when he doesn't get his way.
What a dog— woof! The first recipe that comes to mind is puppy chow. A basic cereal that’s so common, so bland; even with the 6 different flavors cereal isles offer, it’s not a cereal kids scream for and not even a go-to for drunk and/or broke college kids. What a metaphor for this guy, hardly worth mentioning. To transform basic into binge-worthy, melt a bag of chocolate chips and one stick of unsalted butter. Unsalted is crucial here because Mr. Stale Cereal is NOT by any stretch of the imagination" the salt of the earth." Add a half cup of peanut butter as smooth as he thinks he is. Add vanilla and begin dumping a combination of 8 cups of cereal that matches his personality, bland: 3 cups of corn Chex, 3 cups of 2 cups rice Chex, and 2 cups of wheat Chex. Because your sweetness still radiates even with a low-blow comment, sprinkle 1 cup of Honey-nut Cheerios atop the mixture. Shake this concoction in a gallon baggie (or several) with as much powdered sugar you feel suiting. Most recipes say 1 1/2 cups total but dating doesn't follow any rules, why restrain your powdered sugar creativity? Enjoy and follow me for more sarcastic sugary recipes: https://www.bloglovin.com/blog/19208929/?claim=c3tc5rhsv6j
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