This boy's shoelaces must be untied, because he tripped all over my best friend's heart.This boy hailed from Charleston and rekindled a fire with the blonde bestie. He ended things in the first place because he chose another girl "more high maintenance" than her. maintenance I know! She should have head for the hills BUT, I've been there. You've been there-- think about it. The titanic may have been sinking, but boy was it beautiful. So, this Mr. Two Step Tripping is a South Carolina country boy with expensive taste. He was single, but was a two-stepping fool. Here's 10 reasons why:
Let me get this straight: he "reconnects" with a girl he "shouldn't have turned down" to visit her in a beach town south of his current beach town? So he drove 9 hours for.... friends with benefits? A free trip? Old Hickory Whiskey Bar (pictured above) is a landmark here for sure, but he wasn't even aware of its existence. He did no research for restaurants, history, or festivities, which was evident in his wandering. Maybe he was ready to replace someone's shower curtains-- Fixer Upper Style I didn't really see the difference.... feel like it's one of those "find the difference." Oh, but my best friend noticed. She was steaming; who throws away someone's ....anything?!? I'm all about traveling and having connections in different destinations, but getting intimate and then hitting on other people? Here's how it went down: I was volun-told to bring him around downtown until she got off from work. He revealed to me that he retrieved the bartender's phone number AND his hopes of engaging in a threesome. Well, by the time she showed up, she was well aware of the juicy gossip. I ready dismissed myself from Mr. Two Step Tripping tour guide duty, so I gave him my number in case he never found her. It was better than the alternative: he begged me to give him my house key so he could "talk with her at home." Mama didn't raise no fool.... so I gave my digits instead. Mistake. He texted me not even 15 minutes later saying: you need to mediate this; she's trying to kick me out. Trick (or treat), I don't need to do anything. You're the antagonist here. She let him have it. She kicked him out of her house, AFTER listing the reasons he's single. baha! She kicked him out of her house Fluff and I agreed with her decision and good riddance! I would disclose his two stepping dessert, but I replaced it with this beauty. I figured I didn't need his permission.....
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