Showed up 32 minutes late, only to talk about himself the entire time and then ask our waitress to split the bill. Not to mention, the food was mediocre at best. I wish I was exaggerating or just being bitter there was no "spark," but the boy learned absolutely nothing about me at that 45 minute "date."
What a waste. He wasted my resources, leaving me in annoyance and with a deep desire to get wasted. What resources could a bad date have possibly wasted Stephanie? My resources: time, energy, cute outfit, and great hairdo (if I do say so myself). I'd say he wasted my wit but he didn't allow me to speak enough to utilize it. Unfortunately, there's no way to avoid this from happening with another guy because how do you screen for that in the texting stage? "Lol you're so cute;) Hey– do you mind taking this survey?" It would read something like this:
The Bounce Back
Since I don't think I'll have many takers for my survey, we'll have to continue jumping in head-first to dating. The key to online dating is the resilience to pick yourself back up, review what you learned, and keep going. This sounds simple or mundane even, but sometimes life is just that. At the end of this winding journey, at least you can count on: a cute wardrobe collection, enough wit and jokes to become an opening act at Hyenas' Comedy Club, and you'll be able to impress your grandma with a new bundt cake recipe. If that still doesn't help the fact that you're still alone... the cake does have wine in it and only uses just under a cup and a half... so there's always that. Red Wine Chocolate Dream
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