This guy was as predictable as a carousel. Bright lights and painted horses, with music any girl would be privileged to hear all overcompensating for an inflated Pride and a feeble personality. Boasting and posting as a noble Steed, he was merely a barnyard pet. Straight from a dating site, he texted this juvenile narrative, which in this message, he cast me as the lucky female role. Although I could have made this up, my story would have been much more elaborate and convincing... Here are his words. I want to be sitting on your porch when you come in from work tonight. I'm sure you'll be tired and maybe even a little grumpy but I'd just give you a really long, tight, warm hug. I'd glide my fingers down the back of your arm and lace my fingers inbetween yours holding your hand and with my other hand I'll gently place it on your neck and just give you the most passionate kiss ever. I'd just wrap my hands around your hips and pull you really close to me I'd just look into your eyes and give you a cute nose kiss and then tell you to go grab a change of clothes. I'd sit on your porch until you came back out. And I'd just embrace you with another hug and whisper in your ear. I'd hold your hand and we'd walk to my car so I could drive you back to my place. we'd go into my room and I'd just collapse on that bed pulling you on top of me. I'd wrap my arms around you and just adore that gorgeous smile of yours. I'd begin to make out with you for a few minutes doing nothing more than resting my hands on your hips and gently feeling your ass. I'd stand back up and I'd tell you to get comfortable so I could give you a massage. I'd step out of the room to grab some lotion or something and come back in to find you in nothing but your bra and panties. (I'd loose my mind 😍) Although his imagery was quite colorful, I'm not the slight bit interested in his copy and paste, pick animals with white sprinkles carousel.He only supplies the animal crackers (in my soup), so you'll have to create your own happy ending for this one.....
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