This is why boys shouldn't be given too much "screen time." It shrinks their brain...Not that these 3 would care. Maybe they would-be taken carry on if you warned them: too much screen time will shrink your...other head. So, if you happen to follow me on Snapchat, you may recall a raging rant about this. I typically save my dating frustrations for the blog-- hence it's existence. Each date earns their name pertaining to the level of chaos exhibited in the date. The former "Mr" positioned as the prefix is subtle satire. This particular dude would have earned Mr. Slip of the Tongue or Mr. No Turning Back. Then, if there is enough content, it would warrant a confectionery concoction. Buckeyes maybe? Has his eyes peeled for cleavage and although he tries to disguise his prominent promiscuity peanut butter with a chocolate coating. Nice try, but this sweet seeker identifies this before this dish is completed. My favorite thing about this fellow was his recorded response blaming my unrealistic expectations from an app created for hookups. How small-minded are people these days that things have one and only one use? Ariel turned a fork into a hair comb Jasmine turned a beggar into a prince and a tiger into a domestic pet Belle turned a beast into a soulmate Mulan turned a man's calling into a woman's destiny Pochahontas fought the compass and complexion I'm bound to have my own magical affect.... O-K. So since I'm moving, that warrants you a quickie since there's no strings and you're attracted to me? Yeah... I don't think that's how life works regardless of which dating site you found me on. He found it perplexing that he could be included in my snapchat rant of 3 boys subjecting me to their lustful needs prior to meeting me or engaging in a real conversation with me. Ah yes! I have been quite unimpressed by the people (not just guys) in Charleston, South Carolina. Sure, the city has history and a unique culture 3 beaches within 30 minutes of each other and 43 people move there every day... but in the 2 years I've genuinely given it a chance, I've found it's not for me. The people are clicky, Number 3 was "do you do anal?" I'm sorry- WHAT? That is offically the most random thing I've ever heard. A, 2, and D here all reached out to me with these shallow statements within the span of 35 minutes. Sighhh. I'm hoping my next destination doesn't pack this much ignorance and shallow sexual motive-driven "men."
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