Pick up lines aren't picking up anything but disdain from the recipientWhat would you rather have from me? A. A date at a nice restaurant and a movie? B. Meaningful intelligence conversations? C. Multiple orgasms? I don't have a lot of time I can be quick;) I like eating you out ***eating out Your fine :) and I'm my cuddling schedule is free Tuesday night, the school building shouldn't need me for too long soo, I could be yours Then might i also compliment the nose. Quite an attractive sniffer ya got there What do you wanna do besides me and drink? You look needy too. I could tell you're kinky from the pic with your tongue 👅 out You have an incredible confident sexiness which I think is a rarity in this world and would love to meet up sometime! Yes, these are all verbatim! The things people say while hiding behind a screen.... Let me get this straight:
People these days are atrocious. And I'm not going to be as naive to say it's just guys.. There's lots of guy on girl crime, girl on guy crime, and then it's a vicious cycle breaking hearts for sport. Like in sports, never underestimate your opponent. Some of the nerdiest, sweetest looking guys have been raunchy and atrocious. Look I'm not a 10; I've never pretended to be a 10 and never will be one. BUT there are definitely some guys that I have given a chance that would not necessarily classify as the cutest. . I never will understand but I'll keep writing and baking :) So to quote both my best friends' favorite band, |
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