It's the most wonderful time for a beer.
Skip the tinsel and shopping And start the bar hopping, To bring on the cheeeeeeer! It's the most wonderful time to drink beer. You hear those shakers shaking and cookies baking oooo-oooo! It's lovely weather for a tini together or two. Because the leaves are falling and dates are calling yoo-whoo! It's lovely weather for a tini together or two. Giddy up, Giddy up, Giddy up, let's go, In the south there's no snow We'll hop in a kayak and we'll gooooooo. Giddy up, Giddy up, Giddy up, it's grand, Just hold someone's hand. He won't stay past the season, but that's okay Our cheeks are nice and kissable but hopefully not too miss-able ooo We're snuggled up together but he'll change with weather ooo. Single Bells, Single Bells, Single all the way. Oh what fun it is to meet a different guy each day- Hey! Mingle Bells, Mingle Bells, Mingle all the way. He might run but it's still fun, next try a different way. Come they told me ba rump bump bump bum. I'm going to the club to shake-a my bum. He's furthest from a king ba rump bump bump bum. But he'll buy you a drink ba rump bump bump bum rump bump bump bum rump bump bump bum. And your drinks you'll clink rump bump bump bum Then that's done. Single Bell, Mingle Bell, Single Bell Rock She's got no ring but it ain't no thing. Movies and cocktails and cruising 'round town Dont' let feelings bring you down Single Bell, Mingle Bell, Single Bell Rock Mingle around the blockkkkk. Date Chris Cringle and Jack Frost- you'll see, That's the Cringle Bell Rock. What a bright time, it's the right time, to date your time away. Single? Swell time, opportune time, go venturing through the state. Single Bell, Mingle Bell, Single Bell Rock Mingle around the blockkkkk. Date Mr. Bingle and Rudolf, you'll see, That's the Single Bell- that's the Jingle Bell- that's the Mingle Bell Rock! Your holidays as a person with a single relationship status doesn't have to be dreary. There's plenty of cheer and mistletoe for you too! And just think, your mistletoe goes further than those restricted to just one recipient. At Christmas parties, you're free to speak to whomever for however long and consumer whatever ungodly amount of hors d'oeuvres or Holly Jolly Cocktails your merry little heart desires. Attending 3 or 4 Christmases is not a hurdle you're faced with this year so, no need to stress about being able to manage eating just enough food to be polite but not enough to put you into a diabetic coma before house #3. You also don't have to fret about leaving the most pristine impression and telling the funniest jokes, you can just kick it in the corner with grandma the whole afternoon if you very well please. You also don't have to stress about your family not approving of your chosen significant other. Low expectations? More like no expectations so 0% chance of disappointment. Just a friendly reminder, it is probably in your best interest to steer clear of social media since this is the beginning of engagement season... spiked eggnog or Bah Humbug Brownie Bombs should fill this void if you can't help yourself. Bake a box of brownies in a 9X13 glass pan. Cool your jets (brownies) and strain a large jar of maraschino cherries; allow them to dry on layered paper towels. Crumble brownies with your hands, like your hopes for a Christmas Miracle that was your perfect guy (or girl) holding your hand in front of the Christmas tree. To separate your loneliness from dampening the season of perpetual hope, beat a block of cream cheese with 1/2 cup of powdered sugar and a teaspoon of vanilla. Then add to your holiday shambles. Pinch a piece of brownie and cream cheese mix and put one cherry in the palm of your hand. Form the brownie mix over the cherry and roll in a ball. Repeat until all batter is gone like that of 2017. Then freeze tray of Bah Humbug Brownie Bombs while melting white chocolate in a microwave safe bowl on 50% power (50% holiday cheer and 50% holiday beer). Remove brownie bombs from freezer and drizzle brownie bombs Merry Christmas ya filthy animals, and Happy New Year! single-carols.html
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