They were another infamous match on Tinder. Great conversation, thought-provoking banter, and maturity-- he was older by a decade or so. He drove an hour and a half just to meet her, but she did not meet his expectations. He was shorter than she expected, yet she'll never know what he expected of her... He walked into her apartment, currently under external renovations, and made a brief introduction to her roommate. She offered him a drink, he declined and inquired of the restroom location. Back in a flush, he pulled her outside, "Hey... This isn't what I expected. I'm going to go. Thanks." In other disbelief, she stood there just shy of dumbfounded. Walking back inside deflated, her roommate cooked her to go after and demand an explanation. "He owes you that." Bolting through her front door and down the stairs, she bellowed "But why? Was it my appearance?" Her voice traveled through his ears. Pivoting his top half of his physique towards her, he responded plainly and walked out of her life as quickly as he walked in. His words rang in her ears, "I'd rather not get into it." Rather not get into why he unintentionally wasted her time? Rather not get into why? Rather not get into how she's not exactly what he expected whenever her pictures reveal exactly who she is when she was brutally honest honest on any phone call or text conversation? Rather not make a recipe for even a mud pie for this dude that wasn't a ten himself. Rather not punish my fans for his shallow needs. So, I give you, MUD PIE!
Crush 22 Oreos of your chosen cookie flavor variety. Choose carefully before crushing as not to unnecessarily crush a cookie you won't like. Combine with 1/2 stick of melted butter and press into pie pan. Melt 1/2 cup of chocolate chips and mix with 1/2 can of sweetened condensed milk. Everything is in halves like her night was. Put the chocolate mix in the oreo pie crust and bake for 15 minutes on 325. Rather not share it......
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