Deleting, downloading, deleting, downloading and swearing it off doesn’t seem to last when loneliness or boredom knocks on my door. I’d love to boast and shout by the hairs of my chinny chin chin that I’m a fine independent woman that isn’t seeking digital or physical affection from a man. I’d like to say that I and focus on my career and avenues to success, but a liar is one thing I’m not. Sometimes my singleness hits me like a brick-house on a stripped pair of leggings. So what did I do? Download a dating app and here are a few of the hooligans I found. These are just the highlights..... Here's the circus animals; call me the ring leader.It always amazes me to what extent guys will go to to make things sexual. You know nothing about me, including the vitals like if I'm diseased, a cereal killer, or the antagonist from a horror film. All I can give this guy and the other "animals" spotlighted in this post is, at least they ARE being who they are. If you're a sleez, I guess show me now other than later. This guy already has TWO blog posts dedicated to him. He's still bitter that I deemed he wasn't my type. Remember the 80's themed party in Charleston? Thaaaaaat's him. This is, however, an accurate portrayal of how random guys' inquiry for nudes or solicited dick pics are sent. Initial response. Painful isn't it? I'm not gonna spoon these baboons, so they can make their own dessert. Ingredients: fruit loops/ring leader flavors and milk.
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