This post could be robust with gratitude for the blessings I've encountered, but you've heard the lists and I'm sure have drafted one of your own. This is supposed to be a dating blog stuffed with humor and adventure, complimented by jaw-gaping reactions. So, for once, I'll give the people what they want.....Baha had to say that aloud. One thing I'm ever so thankful for is every day that passes without receiving an unsolicited dick pic. If you've been following DatesandCakes for awhile, you may recall the series on dick pics where I polled other women about their encounter with this sick fad and their reaction to them. My "favorite" (if you can select the best of the worst) dick pic (because I'm still in awe of his.... umm, creativity?) was the guy that decorated his dick with the drawing feature on snapchat and turned it into a turkey. You heard me--- err read me. Here's the story for extra laughs. This was Thanksgiving 2017, yet in 2019 I'm still dealing with the same issue, different volume. ;) This guy, Mr. South D, was nice and not too cute, so I thought I was safe. Safe from threats of getting hurt since he lived in another state, safe since he was a sports coach for adolescents, and safe since I have this facade that guys that don't look like Channing Tatum, nor are they striving to be of such man-candy stature, aren't going to be "skum between my toes." My reality OVER My expectationsWe My best friend has pointed out to me tirelessly that although she gets hurt too, at least the guys she dates "are more attractive. Steph, if the inevitable is heartbreak, at least it can be with a hottie that made you drool a little."
Well... can't quit cold turkey, but hopefully I won't have another Mr. South D. This guy seemed sweet, with a sprinkle of selfishness. We had a notorious Snapchat streak of pictures back and forth with silly pics for at least 40 consecutive days. Nothing sexual, nothing too boring-- just two flirty singles living day to day as 8 second pen-pals with 18 character messages. So, it was no stirring love story but, I didn't think it would end in an unsolicited dick video. Live and in action and something I thought this "sweet guy" wouldn't have just sprung on me OUT OF NO WHERE. My favorite part is that when I gave it to him (don't get excited, I mean screamed via text about what warranted that and how other recipients may have liked it, but I felt it was disrespectful) and he never denied sending it to other girls. THEN, to add to it, he BLOCKED ME. So, to exemplify my surprise, here's your surprise pieWith all that candy, it seems sweet, but the flavors may just be a little too much. INGREDIENTS
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Su
12/1/2019 06:06:51 pm
Hi Steph
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Steph
12/11/2019 01:35:01 am
Hey Su!!
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SU
12/11/2019 12:08:17 pm
Hi again Steph
Steph
12/15/2019 11:55:53 pm
SU!! That just made my month! OHMYGOSH that makes my heart smile! That’s the impact I’ve dreamed of having on my readers. Gah I’m so glad I’m not the only one laughing at my blog posts :D Aww, you’re awesome yourself!! Thank you so much for sharing your hilarious encounter! Sharing really is caring :)) baha the fact that you sent it to all your friends kills me lol! BOGGLES at what we do with the pics. Hehe I was snickering when I typed the sleepover bit ;)) PEEN baha! New name-- I’m totally going to make that the title of the post! Thanks so much; I’ll probably make it my next post or two!! HORAY.
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